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text | un: patch

[snikthatch]

did you take the last beer out of my fridge

[turbos]

why would you immediately think it is me

[snikthatch]

who the fuck else would it be?

[turbos]

someone who came into your place and stole a beer

[ obviously not him. ]

[snikthatch]

you know I can smell when you're lying

[turbos]

you can't smell a text message

[ ... can he? ]

[snikthatch]

no
but next time I see ya

I'll know

[turbos]

and what will be your plan then if i did

[snikthatch]

clearly you'd owe me

and need somethin better to do with your time

[turbos]

we are in a city where the only thing they want you to do is have sex

if i am not having sex
what else am i going to do

[ steal beer and make himself comfortable around logan's place, probably. ]

[snikthatch]

dunno

maybe I should ask your sister

[ Oh yeah, he's going to go there. ]

[turbos]

[ ... !! ]

you leave her out of this

[snikthatch]

out of what?

[turbos]

out of everything
don't touch her

[snikthatch]

[ Whoops, too late. ]

you don't trust me?

[turbos]

nothing personal
i wouldn't trust anyone with her

[ which makes things ... extra complicated here. ]

[snikthatch]

seems like you're gonna have to make your peace with that sooner or later pal

[turbos]

says who

[ he does what he wants. ]

[snikthatch]

says this place, buddy
you know how things go here

she's her own woman, she's gotta make her own way

[ When did this go from teasing to trying to give him advice? Pietro always seems to turn him around on this shit. ]

[turbos]

[ it's not a problem of not knowing what the right course of action is. it's about pietro being stubborn enough to fight listening to it. if there's anything that's hard to change, it's the speedster's selfishness. ]

well not this place and not you
will ever be able to tell me how to take care of my sister

[snikthatch]

sure, I get it
you want to go down fighting for her
nothing wrong with that

how does she feel about you pulling this?
guess you're not asking her if you can vet all of her suitors?

[turbos]

is that your business?

[ there's one case in which pietro would think that it is, and it's not one he's sure he likes. ]

have you spent time with her?

[snikthatch]

depends what you mean by spent time

[turbos]

you know exactly what i mean

[snikthatch]

kinda hard to avoid in a city like this

if it makes you feel any better I'm pretty sure she was lookin for you before she found me